Avengers Endgame: A Chiropractic Guide to Infinity Stones

By Sara Butler

Your Chiropractic Avengers

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Did you see Avengers: Endgame yet? I won’t spoil anything here, but suffice to say it’s totally worth the wait.

As you probably know, the entire focus of the last two movies has been capturing and using the infinity stones. Used for evil, you disintegrate the universe -- but used for good, you can restore what was once broken or lost. Yes, those Infinity Stones are a lot like chiropractic care.

Whichever Avenger your chiropractor at The Joint Chiropractic reminds you of, the Infinity Stones of chiropractic are something that you need to trust them with. Here’s how you and your chiropractor can use them for the good of mankind. Or, at least, your own good.

The Reality Stone

The Reality Stone basically converts matter into dark matter. It’s no joke. In fact, it’s the most powerful of the infinity stones because it can change your reality.

Chiropractic care certainly has some things in common with the Reality Stone. It may not be able to convert matter into anything, but it can help your body to work optimally. And when your body works optimally, with the central nervous system communicating freely with the rest of you, then it can certainly make your reality a little better.

The Soul Stone

The Soul Stone is a bit frightening. It allows the user to control, manipulate, steal, and alter living souls. When used to its full potential, this stone grants the user control over the whole of the universe. Crazy!

Now, I’m not trying to compare the chiropractors at The Joint Chiropractic to Red Skull or suggest that they would ever use the powers they possess for evil, but I am suggesting that your chiropractor can manipulate you -- with chiropractic adjustments, that is!

The hands-on chiropractic adjustments performed by chiropractors at The Joint can alter your soul, but for good. They remove any joint restrictions or dysfunctions that keep your body from performing optimally. It’s almost like a gateway to an idyllic pocket universe, huh?

The Mind Stone

Loki uses the Mind Stone to control the minds of others, giving him the freedom to control their actions. It just so happens that you have a real Mind Stone of your own -- your brain! OK, so you may not be able to control other people with it, but you can control your own thoughts and actions, something that you can do better with chiropractic on your side.

Chiropractic care has been proven to help increase mental clarity through the proper functioning of the central nervous system. When things are working as they should and your central nervous system is firing on all cylinders, then the brain fog can be lifted, and you can start thinking clearly again.

The Space Stone

If you have the Space Stone, then you can create a portal from one universe to another, giving you power over, well, space.

Now, you may not be going from one end of the universe to the other, but when you travel from your tiny corner of the world to another, chiropractic can help you do it well. Chiropractors can help you understand how to care for your spine on a plane, in a train, or riding in an automobile. You can also learn how to lift your luggage the right way to help avoid any inconvenient sprains and strains in your travels.

All I’m saying is that I think the Avengers probably wished they had a chiropractor at some point as they were zipping around the universe -- Thanos, too.

The Time Stone

The Time Stone is pretty simple. It has the ability to manipulate time. The good news is this: so do you!

With the help of chiropractic, you may not be able to travel back in time to save your best friend, but you can help your body to stay young and vibrant. That’s because chiropractic care in conjunction with daily exercise and a healthy diet can help you maintain your body’s range of motion and flexibility. This is really important as you get older since it helps to reduce your chances of injury, especially from falls.

The Power Stone

The Power Stone gives its user superhuman strength -- just like chiropractic care. Now, don’t think that you’ll leave The Joint with the ability to shoot beams of purple destruction and wipe out all organic life on a planet, but it can help to make you stronger.

Chiropractic care may help to boost your strength by helping increase your stamina, helping improve your balance and coordination, and basically perform better in almost every area of your life.

Once you’ve collected all these chiropractic Infinity Stones, then you’re free to place them in your gauntlet. How you use them is up to you!

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