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Which Classic Storybook Heroes Need Chiropractic

By Genevieve Smith

You may think that out here in reality, we take a beating, but nothing compares to the wild experiences our favorite characters have endured over time! Sure, fiction may be an escape, a fantasy, but what if our fictional friends all had chiropractors living in their neck of the woods; what would they need to be treated for?

Alice

Oh, poor Alice, she has to fall through a tunnel to get to Wonderland! Her bones shrink and grow rapidly as she drinks one potion for this, nibbles another mushroom for that. She finds herself stuffed in a house, crouched in a position which surely isn't spine neutral while pebbles are hurled at her! Generally, Alice is under a lot of stress, between her general confusion and interactions with a fear-inspiring queen. The young teenager would benefit from the mood-boosting effects from a series of adjustments which would not only re-acclimate her to the real world (and get her out of her head and back into her body!), but also get her blood flowing and fix any subluxations sprung out of her adventures.

Sleeping Beauty

On the opposite end of the spectrum lies Sleeping Beauty (see what I did there?). She has been lying still for a mind-boggling 100 years! Man, she must be stiff. Who knows if she even had a proper sleeping position all that time! Sleeping Beauty would be best served by a series of sessions with the chiropractor designed to get her mobility back in tip-top shape, and get educated on the most spine-friendly sleeping positions for future zen.

James Bond

Didn’t know he was from a book series, did you? (OK, maybe that was just me.) Well, all that martial arts and general kickbutt-ery means he definitely needs an adjustment. I mean, this guy is basically an athlete, and needs to keep his skeleton in prime condition to keep fighting for the British Secret Service.  

Little Mermaid

Let’s just put it this way -- this girl needs to get her vertebrae aligned and checked for subluxations, stat. She went from mermaid to upright young woman, for beans and rice! Any drastic change in the way your body navigates through the world makes you a prime candidate for a checkup with the chiropractor.

If you know any of these storybook heroes, please send them on over to The Joint Chiropractic. Be sure to tell them the chiropractors are friendly and knowledgable, and affordable too (if they don’t know what money is, don’t worry about it, they'll explain it). Thank you, good citizen! Come on down and visit while you’re at it, you can walk in anytime!

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